Australian cricket

I think I saw most of these with the word England substituted for Australia after the last tour. Life is sweet.
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WHAT do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an OXO cube? A laughing stock.

The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting. They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!

What’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director? A funeral director doesn’t keep losing the ashes.

Did you hear what the stump microphones picked up when The Ashes skippers tossed the coin on Boxing Day? Andrew Strauss called correctly and, quick as a flash, said to Ricky Ponting: “You lads can bat.” Just as quick, Ponting replied: “No, we can’t. We really can’t.”

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Bowling averages for 5th team 2010

Here are the bowling averages for the 1st team for 2010 taken direct from the Play Cricket web site. Well bowled Nick! Read on….

Bowling: 5th team

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Rank Name Overs Maidens Runs Wkts Best Bowling 5WH Econ S-R Ave
1 Nick Varley 75.2 23 179 22 6/40 2 2.38 20.54 8.14
2 Ben Shaw 46.1 3 210 13 5/28 1 4.55 21.32 16.15