Shares fall as Langdale spotted on bus.

Shares in Langdale Holdings fell sharply this week as the CEO was spotted on public transport over the christmas period. Shocked fellow passengers reorted seeing him and his wife sitting in “full view” of his subjects on a First Mainline Bus. The driver who didn’t want to be named for fear of reprisals was quoted as saying, “He just came on, his wife paid and he just sat down, right over there, it’s all just still sinking in really.” Maureen Foulkes (No relation) said “I said to our Neville “bu**er me that’s im!” but it was so unlikely that we both dismissed it, i wished i’d ad the gumption to say sommat to im but thats a regret i’ll take wi me t’me grave. Fancy. Eh!” A spokesman for the Tycoon was swift to dampen down speculation that the empire was suffering from financial difficulties.

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5ths in credit at HSBC despite Shaw(t)fall.

A grand day out saw the 5ths entertain Hathersage 2’s at HSBC, now the home of 5th team cricket. Arriving early and bagging the top pitch saw Bens finest contribution of the day with some hard bargaining. Skipper lost toss and were inserted by the 9 men of the visitors, clearly looking to the weather to give them a chance of gaining some points. OBE opened with the mentally challenged Gibson. Gibbo played himself in with a 3rd ball 6 and the game began.

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